Wishful Wednesday—- What if I was a … Boy?

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Hey friends, I am an imaginative person and sometimes my imagination gets the better of me.  Today I woke up thinking how it would be like if I was a boy.  It goes something like this:

Cooking, cleaning, looking beautiful always , sounding wise, acting wise.  A girls life is a hard, I sometimes wish I was a boy.

I goto sleep as usual,the Gods were feeling a little generous and lo and behold I wake up in a man’s body.

My first reaction:

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I finally get over the shock, chuck my makeup aside and wrangle up some clothes and get dressed up.

 What do I dress like:

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I feel hungry and go out to get some breakfast.  I look across the room and a pretty girl is smiling at me.

What do i do?

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After a bit of fun, I go to Andrew’s house to give him to shock of his life.

How do I handle it, assuming that he does run for the hills?

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Someone asks me what is the best part of being a girl.

What do I think?

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At the end of the day, I hear a voice in your head it asks the question: “Would you like to keep being a guy?

What would I say?

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What would you do if this happened to you?

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Things that should NEVER be done!

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Warning: Explicit language ahead…

 

1. Call someone at 8 am on a Sunday Morning!

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2. Throw away ice cream.

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3. Not watch Supernatural: Angels, demons and super hots brothers… Its divine! (No pun intended)

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4. Watch or Read Twilight—-  unless you like vampires who glitter like strippers.

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I can go on and on about this one….NOOO…Must stop…noWW…!

5. Cancel a date at the last minute for reasons unknown.

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6. Not dance the Gangnam style.

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7.  Run away from a cat– dont be a pussy…(pun intended)

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8. Not make lemonade when life gives you lemons or vice versa.

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So what are some things which according to you should never be done.

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How to find love the Easy Way.

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We all want friendship, companionship, and yes maybe even . . . love. Not all of us meet that person walking around work (lost on the first day), the focus of our lives, yes . . . the center of our universes or in the checkout line at the store, that would just be kind of creepy . . . you don’t want to see the economy sized toilet tissue buyer winking at you.

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Yes, some are lucky, fortunate, blessed, to find that person by chance. But there is another way to find someone and know a lot about them before even having to cross that embarrassing and awkward line of . . . face to face out there for the world to see.

The problem has been presented and here is that awkward avoidance solution:

• The percentage of couples who meet online is up to about 1 in 4 and still on the rise.

• Online dating is second only to meeting through friends as the most common way to meet.

There are many advantages to dating online, some of them on top off my head are:

• Online dating services provide chat rooms that allow you to get to know someone before you exchange photos or phone numbers.

• You can meet people without fear of commitment.

• What’s more, you’re not confined to the area where you live. You can search the world, since you have international access via the Internet.

How to choose a good dating service:

Choosing the right dating service is the first step in choosing the right partner.  Most of you must know of traditional dating sites like eharmony and OkCupid.   But do they seem passe now and you want to try something different but don’t know where to begin? Are you confused?

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 Fear not because today I want to introduce you to a new awesome dating site which caters to the needs to people who are ready for an adventure and are open to dating interracially:  InterracialDatingCentral.

Unlike other dating sites, InterracialDatingCentral is a specialist interracial dating site dedicated to singles who are interested in meeting other singles who share the same interest in dating interracially.

You simply have to create a free profile and you embark on an awesome journey to find your soulmate.

It’s a cosmopolitan community where tons of people join in everyday to make friends or find love.

The best part about it that it’s not limited to an area but you can find people all over the world.

So if you are intrigued about dating interracially and ready for love, don’t even waste a single minute and join the site here.

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Additionally, check out this facebook page about interracial couples- their struggles, and success.
Read about my own experiences with dating interracially here.

So begin a journey that will change your life for the better.

Have you ever tried online dating?

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Am I suffering from writer’s block?

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Hey friends, so lately I haven’t been writing a lot. This is what typically happens when I open the “New Post” tab in my Dashboard: I fiddle around a bit adjusting my chair and computer , go through all the posts on my homepage, go to twitter and see if I have any new notifications, go to facebook and see if I have any new notifications, check my ebay and see if I have sold anything on it and then I engage in a staring contest with the computer screen, to the sleep.  So, after analyzing my symptoms, I self diagnosed myself : Writers Block!

But I needed a second opinion.  So, the other night at 4 in the morning (yes, we keep weird hours) I decided to bring this up to Andrew( I mean he is a writer too, he must have been in similar situations, or so I thought). God bless his heart, I love my boyfriend to death but sometimes he doesn’t know how to deal with me.  Instead of agreeing with me heartily, he took the opposite stand: “Honey there is no such thing as the writer’s block” and then he went on to suggesting ideas. “You love cats, so why don’t you write from the POV of a cat” ,”No new makeup bags coming in?” “Dr Who?”.   Now he was wading in uncharted territory, I had to reel him back.  So I politely said :

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So, that was that.  Nothing came out that conversation, expect that I laid down the rules for how not to piss me.(Well thats an achievement of sorts).

But seriously, my not posting has nothing to with laziness.  I blame writers block.   Its a real thing right?  Its not like a bunch of lazy writers got together and decided to pull a hoax . Right?  Right?

I decided to take the opinion of the ultimate expert: GOOGLE.  Google informed me that Writers Block is a real thing.  Additionally, it gave me ways of how to overcome it like write anything or everything that comes to your mind… Well well well…lets see whats in my mind right now… “I need to have a flat stomach”, “Why did I skip my exercise today?”, “Boy, did I feel my fish?”, “Food”, “I need to get a keratin treatment”…Okay ,now who wants to read to about this mundane stuff? Nobody . You dont  want to go down the depths of this deep pit too.  I store my monsters there.

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Another thing suggested, carry a pen and a notebook around and scribble.  Scribble?  I don’t scribble, I doodle.

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Moving on– Another trick suggested to start in the middle of a writing project.  You realize that the middle of nothing is nothing too?

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No, No, I am done.

Inspiration can’t be summoned at will.  I am a person who needs inspiration to create.  And lately, I see nothing inspirational.  So, I don’t write, I also have a unwritten rule that I mostly do humorous pieces, so its even more difficult.  Its like this: I only eat when I am hungry, I only yell when I have to, and I only write when I am inspired.

May be lack of inspiration for me is writers block.  Oh well, I shared my symptoms with you my trusted friends.  Now tell me do you suffer from Writer’s block or is it a figment of my imagination?  If you get it , how do you get rid of it?  And if not, whats your mantra for writing incessantly ?

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Annoying things people say and how you wanna respond.

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Hey friends, just feeling a little sarcastic today, so just roll with me!

What people say:  You have grown up so much!

What you wanna say:  Its amazing how the human body works when you feed it food and water. Also, I am not fat, I am big boned.

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What people say:  You look just like your mother/father.

What you wanna say:  Gosh! What an astute observer, how on earth did you ever catch that?  This would be more interesting if you told me I looked like my neighbor.

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What people say:  You don’t drink , but why?(*followed by the saddest face ever*)

What you wanna say:  Umm, I am just magnanimous , giving out my share to all drinkers.(*followed by the smuggest face ever*)

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What people say:  You don’t eat meat, but why?!(with a ton of pity in their eyes)

What you wanna say:  I have a pact with the animals, they don’t eat me if I don’t eat them. (ROFL)

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What people say:  You’re so tall!

What you wanna say:  This has nothing to do with genetics, I have an anti gravity machine which I use in which you just keep growing.

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What are some annoying things you have ever heard?

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